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vitalies · Ianuarie 10, 2011

ACURA

Asia`s Curse Uрon Rural America

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer

BMW

Big Money Works

Born Moderatly Wealthy

Black Man Wagon

Besser Man Wandert

CADILLAC

Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER

Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research

Company Highly Recommends You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE

Dead old dog going east

Dead on delivery, Go easy

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fucked In the Ass Twice

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Fehler In Allen Teilen

FORD

Fix or Repair Daily

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Found On Road Dead

Found On Road Death

Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

Driver Return On Foot / D-R-O-F /

GM

Great Mistake

General Maintenance

Grossly Misconceived

GMC

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Generally Mediocre Cars

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable and Inexpensive

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Helping Out Narrow-eyed Destroying America

Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles

Hand Over Dollars to Asians

How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

JAGUAR

Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

JEEP

Just Empty Every Pocket

KIA

Killed in Assembly

MERCEDES

Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

NISSAN

No Idiot Seems So Arrogant Now

Nice, It Slides Sideways And Nicely

PONTIAC

Poor Old Nigger thinks it`s Cadillac

PORSCHE

Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense

SAAB

Sad attempt At beauty

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Something's Almost Always Broke

SATURN

Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

Ianuarie 10, 2011