marci auto, ce inseamna?

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eu zic ca sunt foarte adevarate :)

[Klez]

Re: marci auto, ce inseamna?

 

:ha: :ha: Din experienta pe care am avut-o anul trecut la un service auto, pot confirma Ford-ul. Dacia nici n-are rost... e prea adevarata :ha: :ha:

Cu japoneze n-ai gasit ? :grin:

[niku iorga]

Re: marci auto, ce inseamna?

 

cadou bmw=be my wife :grin:

[MagnuM]

Re: marci auto, ce inseamna?

 

Ce "probleme" se discuta pe alte forumuri auto:

 

What's going on in the other car forums?

 

Bentley Forums

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Camaro/Firebird Forums

- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

 

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

 

Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

 

Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

 

VW Bug forum

- - - The "Save the Earth" concert was a success.

 

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

 

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH.

 

Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.

 

Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

 

Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.

 

BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

 

Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

 

Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

 

Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

 

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

 

Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

 

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

 

Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

 

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

 

Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

 

Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

 

Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

 

Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

 

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

 

Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

 

McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

 

Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

 

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

 

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

 

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

 

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

 

SRT Forums

- - - "Will this void my warranty"

 

RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

 

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

 

Supra Forums

- - -Head to big too fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

 

Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

 

Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

 

VW Phaeton Forum

- - - Passat? No! It's not a Passat!