gabitzu Postat Iulie 6, 2009 Partajează Postat Iulie 6, 2009 What do you call a KrAZ full of food? A supermarket. How many people in a KrAZ? As many as they want! How do you overtake a KrAZ? With a Ural. What is the difference between a KrAZ and the flu? Americans have had the flu. What is a KrAZ in 6 meters length? Broken. How many people does it take to build a KrAZ? None. The parts are too heavy for them to lift. How do you reduce the wait for delivery of your new KrAZ? Bring back political crime in Ukraine. How do you tell if your KrAZ is made by convicts or ordinary workers? The car assembled by convicts has nothing missing. Once it leaves the factory it runs and runs and runs ... How do two KrAZ drivers recognize each other? If their truck cabs are the same height. How do you know that your KrAZ has been burglarized? If there's some suspicious character who has been paralyzed by the sheer awesomeness of the truck. Did you hear about the dude who had his KrAZ broken into? The thieves turned themselves in to the police after several million unsuccessful break in attempts! How can you tell a man driving a KrAZ? No one messes with him. How can you tell a KrAZ driver from the other people you don't mess with? His truck is freakishly huge. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a KrAZ? You can beat up a Jehovah's Witness. Why are KrAZ drivers like Iron Man? They both fill their victims full of dread. What's the difference between a KrAZ and a dragon? A noble knight can slay a dragon. What happens if you apply rust remover to a KrAZ? The rust remover disappears. Don't forget the KrAZ emergency get-you-home kit! A rocket launcher What occupies the last 6 pages of the KrAZ User's Manual? The political enemies of Soviet Ukraine. Why does a KrAZ have a rear windshield wiper? To remove the cars that crash into them. Why does a KrAZ have heated rear windows? To incinerate nosy drivers behind you. Why does a KrAZ need one spare wheel? Because it's not a Lada. Jimny VVT, ex Toyota KZJ70 - "cand ma fac mare, imi iau Defender" Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri Alte opțiuni partajare...
f_zoltan Postat Iulie 6, 2009 Partajează Postat Iulie 6, 2009 Re: KRAZ - Chuck Norris al camioanelor Excelente :ha: Samurai incepator Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri Alte opțiuni partajare...
Marius C alias Turagmes Postat Iulie 30, 2009 Partajează Postat Iulie 30, 2009 Re: KRAZ - Chuck Norris al camioanelor excelente....si marea majoritate adevarate :grin: Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri Alte opțiuni partajare...
asfalttango Postat Iulie 30, 2009 Partajează Postat Iulie 30, 2009 Re: KRAZ - Chuck Norris al camioanelor :ha: :ha: :ha: Super tari :1 Invata din experienta altora....ca pina inveti din a ta...mori. Link spre comentariu Distribuie pe alte site-uri Alte opțiuni partajare...
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