Despre Land Rover 2

[Radu]

How to know when you're a Land Rover owner:

 

-If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it.

 

-If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.

 

-When the best route from point A to point B is through the mud.

 

-When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark.

 

-You roll your Rover over and look for it's thingy.

 

-Your mom and sister can't get in without help.

 

-You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.

 

-You search for trails in an USAF helicopter.

 

-You puke when you see a Geo Tracker.

 

-You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.

 

-If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.

 

-When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.

 

-When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"

 

-Your friends won't ride with you 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night.

 

-When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Rover

 

-When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Rover.

 

-You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.

 

-When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win.

 

-When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off.

 

-When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless.

 

-When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.

 

-If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house.

 

-When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Rover back onto its wheels again.

 

-You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield.

 

-You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.

 

-Every page of your repair manual has fingerprints.

 

-Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.

 

-You spend more time under your Rover than under your significant other.

 

-Winter comes and you can't remember where you left the roof.

 

-You spend more on car washes than on insurance.

 

-Even worse the car wash won't let you in.

 

-You complain about everything but smile when you fix everything yourself.

 

-When you think Mud Brown should be a factory paint color.

 

-When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.

 

-When you have all your credit card numbers memorized.

 

-When you slam the door and part of your Rover crumbles to the ground.

 

-If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it.

 

-Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.

 

-You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.

 

-You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows.

 

-You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover.

 

-The first word out of your 2 year old's mouth isn't Mommy or Daddy, it's Rover!!!

[AdrianZUZ]

Re: Despre Land Rover 2

 

...-You puke when you see a Geo Tracker.

 

Zici ca esti prin UK ... :grin:

[soimu]

Re: Despre Land Rover 2

 

in unele mam regasit cu tot cu ims ul ...

super faine

[mackie]

Re: Despre Land Rover 2

 

Misto ce sa zic. :h5

[Mugur]

Re: Despre Land Rover 2

 

Super Faine !... :grin: :h5 :cl