AdiOnWeb Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris intelege femeile. De departe, cea mai tare!!! da da da !!!! :1 https://serviceautobragadiru.business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nel Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Cand ploua si se vad fulgere pe cer inseamna ca Chuck Norris face poze. :ha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippo Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Am si eu o intrebare ! Cine e Chuck Norris ? :ha: :ha: :ha: Aceeasi intrebare a pus-o si Michael Jackson saptamina trecuta. Sper ca ti-ai facut testamentul... R.I.P :sl :ha: PATROLATOR In calitate de moderator al sectiunii va cer imperativ sa va adresati cu respect si condescendenta. Nu vrem sa atragem mania lui Chuck Norris asupra noastra!! Mmmmm... NISSAN! "Nu este nicio rusine sa te nasti prost. Rusine e sa mori prost." Marin Sorescu - Off Road Club Sibiu - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorinD Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris :g Chuck Noris este(-n) BANAT ! :ban :P __________________________________ JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE 2,7 TD '03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Am si eu o intrebare ! Cine e Chuck Norris ? :ha: :ha: :ha: Aceeasi intrebare a pus-o si Michael Jackson saptamina trecuta. Sper ca ti-ai facut testamentul... R.I.P :sl :ha: PATROLATOR In calitate de moderator al sectiunii va cer imperativ sa va adresati cu respect si condescendenta. Nu vrem sa atragem mania lui Chuck Norris asupra noastra!! :sr PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris chuck norris nu doarme niciodata .... el se concentreaza ... cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris :grin: http://www.nochucknorris.com/ PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris poate deosebi "carioci" negre dupa culoare. Chuck Norris poate face ceapa sa plinga. Chuck Norris poate termina o alergare de 1000m dupa 900m. Chuck Norris alearga "suta" de metri intr-o secunda; el cunoaste o scurtatura. PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris poate alerga in Super MARIO´s Land spre stinga. Legendele traiesc vesnic. Chuck Norris traieste si mai mult. Cind Bruce Banner se infurie, se transforma in HULK. Cind HULK se infurie, se transforma in Chuck Norris. Cind Chuck Norris vrea la micul dejun un ou, isi cojeste o gaina. PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Roundhouse-kick-ul lui Chuck Norris e mai rapid ca lumina. Asta inseamna ca daca apesi pe intrerupator, esti mort inainte sa se lumineze. Chuck Norris nu gindeste. El stie. Chuck Norris nu foloseste prezervative, pt. ca nu exista nimic care sa protejeze de Chuck Norris. PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris poate cistiga un meci de tenis la perete. Cine ride la urma, ride mai bine. Cine ride de Chuck Norris, moare. Nu exista "Incalzirea Globala". Lui Chuck Norris i-a fost rece si a dat soarele mai tare. Chuck Norris are voie sa discute cu soferul de autobuz. PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asfalttango Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris :happy :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: Invata din experienta altora....ca pina inveti din a ta...mori. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris :grin: http://www.nochucknorris.com/ PATROLATOR :ha: :ha: :ha: REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris cand a scapat sapunul ... cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris :happy Mai oameni buni, m-ati nenorocit cu topicul asta. :clb :ha: :ha2 Ala cu Chuck Norris intelege femeile cred ca e cel mai tare. :ha: :ha2 Oare ce mai urmeaza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris rade oricand .... chiar daca are buzele crapate ..... :ha: cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris nu e miezul din...fanta pentru ca el este....fanta! REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris el are voie la concertele cu Parazitii pentru ca Chuck norris are varsta peste 16 ani ... cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris a mâncat to?i dinozaurii. cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Lui Chuck Norris nu ii este rusine sa asculte manele la maxim la semafor cu geamul deschis pentru ca pe el lumea il adora oricum ! REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris a mâncat to?i dinozaurii. Si cu asta s-a rezolvat misterul disparitiei lor ! Dovada fiind ca atunci cand eructeaza (ragaie, dar mi-a fost teama sa-l jignesc tocmai pe Chuck..), miroase a dinozaur. Ce Tunguska, ce ....aiureli! PS-Feri Doamne sa nu regurgiteze! REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdiOnWeb Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Lui Chuck Norris nu ii este rusine sa asculte manele la maxim la semafor cu geamul deschis pentru ca pe el lumea il adora oricum ! Chuck Norris nu asculta manele , manelele il asculta pe Chuck Norris !!! https://serviceautobragadiru.business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris se poate masturba fara sa orbeasca. cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris Chuck Norris se poate masturba fara sa orbeasca. El special avand coaste scoase.... REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdiOnWeb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Faptele lui Chuck Norris auoleu...chiar orbeste ?!? :ha: :ha: :ha: https://serviceautobragadiru.business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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