Lipoveanu Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Bula era pe moarte.... si moartea nu avea nimic impotriva .... cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... :ha: :ha: :ha: ....Hai frate ca asta e de cand eram mici.... :ha: :ha: :ha: REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Sunt frumusel ... sunt frumusel ... na na na ... sunt frumusel ... I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilenceDJ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Gheorghe , cel mai mare alcolist din sat....vine intr-o zii acasa si nevastasa era beata Never stop exploring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... V-am povestit vreodata despre mine? Minele sunt niste gauri din care ies minerii. 1 I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... :ha: REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilenceDJ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... @srevni....cateodata mai stau acolo la un filcau de e presa pe ei ca nu au iesit si s-au gandit ca au merlit :ha: :ha: :ha: Never stop exploring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilenceDJ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Un cetatean avand o broasca pe cap, se duce la doctor. Intra in cabinetul acestuia si BROASCA zice: - Ia uitati, D-le doctor, ce mi-a crescut in fund Never stop exploring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipoveanu Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Un betiv mergea pe strada. La un momendat se oprste in fata unei pancarde publicitare. Se uita... se uita... si la un moment dat zice: -La viata mea, beti crita am vazut, beti morti am vazut, dar beti pepsi! Nicodata. cumpar oblon patrol 260 la 2 usi ...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilenceDJ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Doua bufnite stau pe o creanga Una: - Buhuhu Cealalta: - Da' buhuhu la ma-ta, ca m-ai speriat. :pr Never stop exploring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Un betiv mergea pe strada. La un momendat se oprste in fata unei pancarde publicitare. Se uita... se uita... si la un moment dat zice: -La viata mea, beti crita am vazut, beti morti am vazut, dar beti pepsi! Nicodata. E un apropo subtil??? :ha: :ha: :ha: REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buhu Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... doi copii se joaca pe linia de tren, trece vaporul si calca masina. Morala: copii nu bateti cuie-n geam http://members.chello.at/daniel.rusmir/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Maria: Ioane, iti miros picioarele… Ion: Daca vrei tu, miroase-le..... REGULAMENT FORUM CLUB 4X4 Rescue 4x4 & MyTrip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctoru Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Un mut ii spune unui surd: - Ne urmareste un orb! La coltul unei case rotunde se auzi o impuscatura de cutit. Mortul cazu spanzurat. O vaca pastea pe asfalt. Un submarin vine si o loveste. Ce concluzie se poate trage din acest tragic accident ? "Sa nu mancam fructe nespalate." Nimeni si Prost au ajuns la mare. Se duc sa faca baie: Nimeni se inneaca! Prost suna la Salvamar: -Ba, se inneaca Nimeni! -Ba, tu esti prost? -Da ma, eu sunt! Era un submarin deasupra desertului. La un moment dat se opreste ,se ridica periscopul si un matelot se uita prin el. Comandantul: -Cati? Matelotul: -15 Comandantul: -Ce 15? Matelotul: -Ce cati? o furnica vroia sa se penseze si si a rupt capu' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busu4x4 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Doi indragostiti stateau pe marginea unei prapastii. Ei ii era cald. El ii face vant. Viata e scurta si plina de KKT Samurai 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolator Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Ce cauta un ciung in oras? Un magazin "second-hand". Trei bomboane pe acoperisul blocului. La un momentdat, una sare. Celelalte doua: -Ai vazut? -Las-o "dreaku`" ca era de-menta. Ce deosebire este intre un tramvai si o rosie? Tramvaiul are dunga rosie, dar rosia nu are dunga tramvai. Ce deosebire este intre un porc si o rima? Porcul rima, dar rima nu porc. Ce iese din incrucisarea dintre un arici si o rima? Sirma ghimpata. Cum fac sex doi ochelaristi? Isi dau jos ochelarii si se f.t ca orbetii. PATROLATOR Unde-i un PATROL, acolo-i un drum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXzSVPkucQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... piatra I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busu4x4 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... piatra Piatra cati? :ha: Viata e scurta si plina de KKT Samurai 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... piatra Piatra cati? :ha: alb cu lila I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busu4x4 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... piatra Piatra cati? :ha: alb cu lila Eu te inteleg. Dar ce faci daca bibistrocelul crocobrabazdurat se strica? :cn Viata e scurta si plina de KKT Samurai 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Piatra cati? :ha: alb cu lila Eu te inteleg. Dar ce faci daca bibistrocelul crocobrabazdurat se strica? :cn merg pe deal I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busu4x4 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... merg pe deal Dar pe deal nu este mare Viata e scurta si plina de KKT Samurai 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilenceDJ Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... BA.....este tupeu mare Never stop exploring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcel Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... Dilema unui elefant care vede un barbat in pielea goala: Cum poate o fiinta cu o trompa atat de mica sa isi duca mancarea la gura? I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miron Sorin Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Re: BANCURI SECI .... trebe 2 fiiti d'astea zambeste...maine poate va fi mai rau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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